No bread in NYC

There is seriously NO BREAD in New York City. All the panic-stricken New Yorkers scooped it up in a frenzy last night.

What Death Valley Tastes Like

Isn't this is an awesome name for a flavor of potato chips? I mean who in their right mind wouldn't want to try the new Kettle Brand Death Valley Chipotle flavored potato chips. At the very least just to see what they taste like. They could be totally gross or the best things ever.

I was tempted to buy them, but I wasn't tempted to the tune of $4.49 for a relatively small bag. I could almost buy an double scoop ice cream cone for that amount. Would someone please run out and try these things and let me know how they are.

Delickoricious?

C'mon, surely they could have come up with a better way to describe the new candy Kazoozles than "Delickoricious?"

Did they consider blowjoberific?

I gotta admit that the thought of chewy ropes sounds pretty incredible. Ok, actually they are lemon ropes with cherry filling. And Pink Lemonade? Lemon + Cherry = Pink Lemonade. Color me confused.

All Oreos

The supermarkets in New York are packed with stuff just like everywhere else in America. Plenty of Oreos to choose from: Oreo Fudge Rings (Fudge Striped Cookies), Double Stuff Peanut Butter Creme, Reduced Fat, Double Stuff Cool Mint Creme, Golden Oreo, Halloween Oreo, Double Stuff Oreo, and just Plain Oreo.