Quick Getaway Vehicle

I found the perfect ride for the next time you are either going to a Young Jeezy concert or want to blend into the scenery while robbing a midtown bank branch. Here it is rounding the rotary at Columbus Circle late today...the perfect pink stretch limousine.

New White Car

Do you like my new white car? It's perfect for summer and goes well with my shoes which are also white and my eyeballs which are white too. It's so damn hard to find a parking space, but the good thing is I can fit my entire library in the back seat.

I have to admit that what I like best about my big new car is that I can have my driver cruise slowly through Times Square and I can hang half my body out the roof and scream wildly nonsensical things at the top of my lungs. What fun!

Tons of Tomatoes

I went to Whole Foods for lunch today at Columbus Circle and I ended up buying way more food than I intended to buy. This always happens to me at Whole Foods. I just want one or two things and then I go and spend $80. I had a very good lunch, but when I got home and was unpacking my bag I noticed a couple things I bought were not there. Ugh.

Here's what happened.

For the first time ever, I had a bag with me and so I said, "I can just put them in here." I felt so good about single-handedly saving the entire environment in Midtown Manhattan today that I didn't even notice that a couple things didn't make it into my bag. So much for conserving on an extra bag. I like those brown paper shopping bags they use. They're super useful for carrying stuff around. Well, that's the last time I try to help the world out. Now I have to go all the way back to Whole Foods tomorrow and get my refund. I'm just no good at being Al Gore.

Whole Foods doesn't let you take pictures either, but I stole this picture of some fiery red tomatoes.

Snow Globe

Today, periods of snow, cold and breezy. Tonight, cold, snow, briefly heavy, low 21. Northern Africa will be coated with two to three inches of light powder. Tomorrow, cold winds, limited sunshine, high 28. Weather map, Page A13.

Armored Vehicle

These trucks are all over the city. Men with guns and money are inside.

Central Park and Time Warner Center

The view from above Columbus Circle.  Almost seems European.