March 3, 2010

Shanghai Dumplings

Late afternoon is the best time to make dumplings in the window of John's Shanghai on 46th Street.

4 Women at La Perla

Just standing around at La Perla in some expensive lingerie. I think the one on the far left likes me.

Speaking of liking me (or not as the case may be) and for the few of you still keeping track, it looks like the first official royal boycott of 2010 is in full effect. More details as they become available.

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

This tree in Central Park captured during the recent New York City snowstorm reminded me of a much larger version of Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree.

March 2, 2010

NYC T-Shirts

A t-shirt of John Lennon wearing a t-shirt.

Vanishing Point

After a fairly interesting birthday last week, it seems everyone I know must be reading this book. It is as good a way to get out of having to get me a birthday present as any . . . I suppose. Either that or people aren't as nice as they pretend to be.

It really must be something in the stars cause I can't figure it out otherwise. Anyone care to illuminate me?

March 1, 2010

Barbra Streisand's Graffiti Truck

I got really lucky today and I saw Barbra Steisand getting out of this custom graffiti truck on 46th and 6th. It must have been a late lunch at Margon, the Cuban joint just down the street. Like any older celebrity, Barbra doesn't drive her own graffiti truck. The younger stars take great pleasure in the full-on city graffiti truck driving experience, but understandably Babs has a driver who waits in the truck for her. Though you've got to give her credit for embracing the trend. Maybe Ashton Kutcher turned her on to the truck vibe.

Johnny Depp's Graffiti Truck

It seems that Johnny Depp doesn't visit New York City all that often, but you can be sure that when he does he surely travels like a graffiti king. You've got to have eagle eyes to catch the celebs in these graffiti trucks, but I spotted Johnny last week (before the snow) driving down 2nd Avenue in this mean machine. He parked it just south of 68th Street.

Perhaps he was headed to the Gotham Coffeehouse? The customers are a little rude, but they have great coffee cake there.

February 28, 2010

Too Much Horror Business

Misfits themed graffiti posting on the corner of Greenwich and Vandam Street in Greenwich Village.

Below another picture of me at an early Misfits show slam dancing in the middle of a ferocious pit. There are a couple of guys skanking behind me. This was when hardcore was totally at its peak. I'm near the center of the photo in a hooded sweatshirt and engineer boots. Very punk.

February 25, 2010

The Stylish Way to Squeegee 57th Street

Could someone please tell him that Fashion Week is over and you don't have to pose like a runway model when you squeegee the sidewalks clean. Put your back into it!

February 24, 2010

George Clooney's Graffiti Truck

George Clooney was spotted today on 56th Street near 5th Avenue bolting around town in this delightful graffiti truck. I didn't know he was such a huge New York Yankees fan!

He must have been getting his shopping done around the corner at Takashimaya or he was hitting up that tasty underrated Japanese noodle shop on 56th Street. He seems like a coffee drinker to me, but he may know that Takashimaya has a great tea salon on the lower level.

Either way, he got a great parking space for his vehicle emblazoned with a whole truck full burner.

February 18, 2010

Street Grinding in Times Square

Work on the city streets occurs at all hours of the day and night. So it not surprising that a crew is hard at work grinding up the streets at 11PM on a Wednesday night in the middle of Times Square. Traffic gets blocked, pedestrians are rerouted and the noise level goes up about a hundred decibels.

What I love best is that they have the most fearless guys in all of New York City operating this heavy machinery. They just really don't give a fuck. It's late at night in the dead center of the busiest city in the world and they're grinding up the pavement with one of the scariest looking machines ever invented with lit cigarettes dangling out of their mouths. Awesome.

V V Brown at Hiro Ballroom

VV Brown played a fantastic show in New York City tonight at the Hiro Ballroom on 9th Avenue and 16th Street. It was her first show in Manhattan and she didn't disappoint the invite-only crowd who were overwhelmingly excited to see this exuberant young singer perform her debut album "Traveling Like The Light." I videotaped her final song of the evening, "Shark in the Water." It's a hit.

February 17, 2010

Warhol's Flowers

I met this really cool girl last week who has a terrific Warhol flower tattoo on her neck. We talked about Andy Warhol and other things at a crazy uptown party. She showed me her tattoo and I took a picture of it. I have a feeling you'll be seeing a lot more of her in the future.

Where The Wild Things Are

You can find plenty of "Where The Wild Things Are" stuffed animals at FAO Schwartz on 5th Avenue. They'll probably be on sale soon.

Fashion Week

Aren't you glad Fashion Week is almost over?

Millions of Magazines

I love this magazine store. They carry pretty much everything you could ever want. It's not the most organized store which doesn't really bother me very much. They have stacks and stacks of foreign and domestic magazines from floor to ceiling. All of the international fashion magazines are available in the back room. You only find great magazine stores like this in New York City. They have this one magazine called Free Style Magazine that comes packaged inside of a Frisbee. It came out a couple months ago and I keep wanting to buy, but it's kind of expensive and I keep passing it up. Pretty soon it will be gone and I'll regret not having purchased it. This store is located right near Bryant Park.

Italian Food

The extensive menu at Bravo Pizza on 5th Avenue and 19th Street.

Winter in Central Park

The view from Gapstow Bridge in Central Park on a wintry Tuesday evening.

February 16, 2010

5th Avenue Ticket

Just a second, sir. I know it's in here somewhere.

In a minute...

I'm texting the kids. Possibly taking a break from sightseeing and shopping in front of Henri Bendel on 5th Avenue.

Hot Dogs for Lunch

It's a quick lunch on the go. You aren't a real New Yorker if you haven't mastered the art of eating a hot dog on a crowded sidewalk

Cookie Monster at FAO Schwartz

Everyone likes the Cookie Monster.

Pretzels & Chestnuts

I've never ever had chestnuts on the street before, but they are available at all of the hot dog and pretzel carts in Midtown.

Nails & Spa

Cold days out there. Advertising marches on.

Harry Winston Jewelers

It looks like the luxury jewelry salon Harry Winston needs to give their New York lettering a good polishing.

February 12, 2010

A Typical Night in Midtown - 3

Another partygoer at the Patricia Field party at the Hudson Hotel.

A Typical Night in Midtown - 2

The Patricia Field party at the Hudson Hotel on Thursday night. Everyone was so serious and fashionable. It was sorta Mardi Gras-esque.

A Typical Night in Midtown - 1

Partygoer. Hudson Hotel. Midnight.

February 11, 2010

Christina Ricci's Graffiti Truck

Spotted on Union Square recently: Christina Ricci parking this rad graffiti truck. She sure gets around in style.

February 10, 2010

Going Sledding

Walking up Madison Avenue on the way to go sledding in Central Park. There was plenty of snow in the city and every surface was covered in the park.


Here's a video I shot riding my bicycle down 5th Avenue in the snow today.

February 7, 2010

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

I went to a great New York multimedia stage production of Haruki Murakami's The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle in Soho at the Ohio Theater recently. As you can see, it was completely sold out and very well done. It is based on a book that is a cult favorite around the world. If you haven't read it, you probably should.

February 5, 2010

Nice and Spicey

Don't you hate it when you spell the neon sign wrong and you're stuck with it?

Pizza Price War

Only 99¢. Has anyone else noticed that there are all sorts of pizza joints springing up charging less than a dollar a slice?

This is great news and very welcome for all the price conscious pizza lovers out there. In fact, I know quite a few. Pizza is the perfect thing to eat for busy New Yorkers and, if you're like me and you don't work on Wall Street, the price is insanely awesome. It's great to finally see some downward food pricing that absolutely everyone can enjoy.

February 1, 2010

Table for Two

A place to sit in the cold.

Flannel Shirts

Did you ever wonder where aging Brooklyn hipsters go to get their retro/grunge/vintage flannel shirts? 10 Ft. Single in Williamsburg, of course! There are possibly enough flannel shirts here to outfit an army of Strokes fans from here to Hoboken.

No, I Want to Take Your Picture

A young gentleman out for a stroll on a cold winter day in Queens, NY.

January 29, 2010

We Buy Gold - 2

They want your gold. Unfortunately, I don't have any.

We Buy Gold - 1

47th Street between 5th and 6th Avenue is the place to go if you want diamonds, gold jewelry and other shiny objects to wear. Prices are a lot cheaper than Tiffany & Co. that's for sure.

Lunchtime Delivery

Everyone in NYC seems to love it when lunch gets delivered. I prefer to get out of the office. At any rate, here's a typical delivery of about 20 lunch bags en route to some midtown Manhattan office tower. Looks like it's going to be sushi for lunch.

Park and Lock

Anyone who's ever come into the city from New Jersey and driven through the Midtown Tunnel Lincoln Tunnel knows exactly where this is located.

UPDATE: I was thinking about how I mistakenly calling the Lincoln Tunnel the Midtown Tunnel (it's actually called the Queens-Midtown Tunnel, I looked it up) and I got to thinking, for a city as large and historic and important as New York we really don't have very good names for our bridges and tunnels. Just consider this. Of all the many passageways into and out of the city, the best names we could come up with, to name just a few, are the Lincoln Tunnel and George Washington Bridge and the Holland Tunnel? That's pretty weak in my estimation.

Did you know that the Holland Tunnel is named after Clifford Milburn Holland (1883-1924), Chief Engineer on the project, who died before it was even completed. Who's even heard of him? Furthermore, there are plenty of things already named after Lincoln and Washington. They have the penny and the $1 bill to call their own, so I've decided to rename all of the bridges and tunnels. It seems like there are some huge opportunities here.

First things first, I hate how you have to be dead to have something significant named after you. Why do they always have this dumb rule? Don't you think it makes a lot more sense to still be alive to enjoy the honor while you're still here? After all, The Simpsons had their own stamp and they're not technically dead. Thus, my only criteria is that you have to be alive to have a bridge or tunnel named after you. You don't even have to be a New Yorker since obviously Lincoln wasn't from New York. OK, so here are my totally unscientific off-the-top-of-my-head recommendations for how we should rename all of the bridges and tunnels:

The Queensboro Bridge/59th Street Bridge will now be known as The Whit Stillman Bridge. It sounds right and has a nice ring to it. It might just prompt him to make another movie since he hasn't directed anything since 1998. He's only made three movies: Metropolitan, Barcelona and The Last Days of Disco. In case you're keeping score at home, I rejected both The Woody Allen Bridge and The Vincent Gallo Bridge though I did like Vicky Cristina Barcelona and Buffalo 66.

The Williamsburg Bridge is hereby renamed The Drew Barrymore Bridge. She's done lots of pretty good acting stuff and even though no one saw her directorial debut Whip It, I am sure the hipsters in Brooklyn won't mind the name change one bit.

The Queens-Midtown Tunnel will be henceforth called The Paris Hilton Tunnel. I jut like saying that and she'll work her ass off to promote it. It's an extremely well-used tunnel that really doesn't get enough credit.

The Lincoln Tunnel will now be called The Ashley Youmans Tunnel. Calling it the Ashley Dupre tunnel didn't really sound dignified enough and that's not even her real name so we're going with Youmans. She's originally from New Jersey so it seems semi-appropriate and after having sex with former Governor Spitzer all she got was an weekly advice column in the New York Post. Surely she deserves more than that.

The Holland Tunnel doesn't even go to Holland and no one knows or cares about the Chief Engineer back in the 1920s so this one is begging to be renamed. From now on this one is going to be known as the Anne Hathaway/Bruce Springsteen Tunnel. They're both from New Jersey and some people think Springsteen is the Boss. I don't share their sentiment, but I'm trying to keep the voters happy. I just like Anne Hathaway and since I'm renaming things I can call it whatever I want.

I'm still working on the George Washington Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge, Manhattan Bridge, Triboro Bridge and all the rest of them. Get your votes in now.

Peep Show

Neon Peep Show on 8th Avenue.

January 28, 2010

What Do You Want To Do?

You better think of something before it's too late. No time like the present. Opportunity awaits, etc.

January 25, 2010

Abraham Lincoln on the Upper West Side

I wonder if Abraham Lincoln would drive a gold Mercedes?

Lincoln and New York is the current exhibition at the New-York Historical Society on 76th Street and Central Park West examines Abraham Lincoln's relationship with New York and features original artifacts, iconic images, and documents, many in Lincoln’s own hand. In 1860 Lincoln came to New York City and gave a historic speech to 1,500 people who paid .25 each for the privilege of hearing him speak at Cooper Union.

Not surprisingly, Mrs. Lincoln went shopping. 150 years later and nothing's changed much.

East Village Cheese

If you are in desperate need of some cheese then East Village Cheese is the place to go.

Brooklyn Diner

The Brooklyn Diner is conveniently located on 57th Street right near Carnegie Hall, but like any great diner it isn't open 24 hours. The food is usually quite good, but it's kinda cramped in there and it is priced just a bit too high to be a place you'd ever consider going except in rare circumstances.

The best thing about the Brooklyn Diner is that the taxi cabs float by in front. It's just like The Jetsons.

January 24, 2010

Gold-Digging With Pride

A pile of books stacked near the Strand. Presumably this is a pile that couldn't be resold. However, I'm happy to see they do some things in Texas with a sense of pride. It's really hard to know what goes on with those girls from Dallas, but I'm generally OK as long as they're totally upfront about it. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Descent into Times Square

I'm starting to like these entering Times Square pictures. Though it's such a non-place that you're never sure you're there until you're not there anymore.