August 12, 2010

Open Door Policy

Why does every guy who owns an expensive and flashy sports car in New York City feel the compulsive need to open all the doors and windows in the middle of the street? Is this absolutely necessary? Ok, we get it. You have a snazzy car. It matches your small penis.

In case you are wondering, the car is a Lotus.

Three other automobile related things I just noticed in picture. (1) Stylish looking woman wearing white trenchcoat and smoking is carrying a Mercedes Benz tote bag. (2) Zipcar office in background. (3) Food establishment on corner called "Speedy's."

4 comments:

B SQUARED said...

Perhaps it was stolen and the thief made a hasty get-a-way.

Anonymous said...

OH! Maybe it's one of those Dateline NBC "What would you do?" episodes. Snazzy car, door open, keys in ignition, will you or won't you take it for a ride?

Monika said...

The driver is a stinker?

TakeitEZE said...

ha ha ha ha ha this is hilarious! and true!