This really takes the whole vegan thing to an entirely another level. I like carrots and peas too, but not enough to glue them to my car. Oh, I don't have a car, but my skateboard or my bike or you know what I mean. I could always just glue them to your car. I know exactly how to do that esp. after I got some tips last week from the wheat paste guy. I'll do it at night and you won't even notice.
On a side note, I do believe it's totally illegal to have writing on your windshield. That's even more dangerous than texting while you are driving.