September 24, 2009

Captain Kirk's Guide To Woman

If you needed a guide to women, this is it. It's available on the corner of Broadway and 64th Street.

47 comments:

Leif Hagen said...

For once, I'm at a loss for funny, sassy words! What a book to write and sell!

Christopher said...

Yes it sure is. Important stuff.

Anonymous said...

Ah, now I know where you got all your woman wisdom.

Christopher said...

Ha ha. Very funny. No, I'm not really a Star Trek kind of guy. I'm more in the Three's Company or Mork and Mindy advice column.

Anonymous said...

Both great shows...gotta love Jack Tripper.

Christopher said...

I like Mr. Roper. He's one bad ass.

Anonymous said...

I love Mrs. Roper's fashion sense. She knew how to work a mu mu.

Christopher said...

That's my idea of a perfect woman! Mrs. Roper was never satisfied.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Roper

Anonymous said...

You are right! Isn't that most women?

Christopher said...

What's your experience?

I think it all depends on your spouse. Though I'm sure that Stanley was just never going to be as voracious a lover as Mrs. Roper needed.

Anonymous said...

I am not sure about that. I like to think that Mr. Roper was just as randy as she was, but age got the best of him.

Christopher said...

Good use of the word "randy."

Anonymous said...

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

So, what's your experience?

Christopher said...

oh, my experiences are just miserable. you don't want to hear about them.

Anonymous said...

Try me. It's good for the soul to share.

Christopher said...

most women are never satisfied with anything. they are always looking for something better. a better pair of shoes, a better man, a better something or other. just like mrs. roper. that's my experience.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Someone sounds jaded.

Christopher said...

I like oyster crackers.

Wait! That was my other jaded self. Oops. I meant to say...

My experience has been excellent. It's very easy to take care of your typical Mrs. Roper type. Just listen and be patient and everything works out great in the long run. You just aim to please and great things happen. Simple as that. You'll run into some difficulties from time to time, but nothing you can't solve with a little effort.

Anonymous said...

I don't know which one I believe. Perhaps a little bit of both.

Christopher said...

I am very beliveable no matter which way you slice it. I prefer it if you don't slice it on an angle though. Straight down the middle for me.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you say Christopher.

Christopher said...

I am not sure what that means.

Anonymous said...

There is no hidden meaning. Just whatever you say. Straight down the middle.

Christopher said...

You like it an an angle?

Anonymous said...

I do.

Anonymous said...

I do.

Christopher said...

That explains A LOT!

Anonymous said...

Really?

Christopher said...

The difference between slicing it straight or at an angle can be very telling. It just means that someone has to compromise.

Anonymous said...

Don't you like things a little off center, sandwiches cut on the diagonal? You know living on the edge.

Anonymous said...

Compromise? What is that?

Christopher said...

I do like things a little off center, but sometimes I prefer things to be right down the middle. An even compromise, if you will.

It seems you might have a little bit of learning to do in that department. You'll need to find a suitable tutor.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps. Now that is the hard part.

Christopher said...

That's the easy part. You just aren't trying hard enough.

Anonymous said...

How do you know?

Christopher said...

Just a lucky guess.

Anonymous said...

Oh ok. Whatelse do you know?

Christopher said...

Not too much. I probably need a tutor too.

Anonymous said...

I really need one!

Christopher said...

I am sure you can find one if you really want one.

Anonymous said...

I should start looking.

Christopher said...

Yes. Waiiting is lame. Get started now.

Anonymous said...

I think I need to put an ad out. I have no clue where to find one.

Christopher said...

An ad might help. However, there is a slim chance you are beyond help.

Anonymous said...

I already believe that I am beyond help.

Bones Rodriguez said...

Hey! I just found this blog post of my book and this LOOONG, funny discussion!
I just dropped by to say Hi, and thanks for posting this pic. If you haven't gone to the website yet, it's got some more fun stuff there-

LOVE long and prosper!
Bones