June 9, 2009

Castle at the St. Regis

NOW AVAILABLE: Here is your chance to acquire one of the only castles in the heart of Midtown Manhattan. It is ideally located overlooking the world-famous Fifth Avenue, across from the St. Regis New York. If you have been looking for a palace to call your own, here it is for your immediate consideration.

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This brand new castle includes full access to all of The St. Regis features including the signature twenty-four hour St. Regis Butler Service, an on-site florist, the historic King Cole Bar and the critically acclaimed Adour Alain Ducasse, a relatively new signature restaurant.

This exclusive Quite All Right listing features:

• A Brand New Brightly Colored Estate fit for a King, designed for a Queen
• Price Available Upon Request
• Located adjacent to the exclusive St. Regis Hotel on 5th Avenue
• New York, New York
• Over 60 feet of protected frontage with open drawbridge and no fixed bridges
• Entirely new construction that meets all of Bloomberg-era zoning and landmark regulations
• 100,000 sq ft lot
• Approximately 50,000 sq ft
• Concrete moat featuring dozens of homeless people sleeping at all hours of the day
• 12-story main castle with 16 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms, approximately 35,000 sq ft
• Cabana/Guest House with 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms, approximately 7,000 sq ft
• Staff/Maid’s quarters w/6 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms w/service kitchen, approximately 8,000 sq ft
• Spacious open floor plan, 22’ ceilings throughout
• Terrazzo floors and limestone bathrooms
• Six wood burning fireplaces throughout the palace
• Rooftop terrace with legal and smokeless BBQ grills that will not bother your neighbors
• Three commercial elevators that will not break down on national holidays
• Free delivery from Original Ray's Pizza throughout the city
• State of the art elegant modern European style kitchens and appliances
• Heated his and hers Olympic sized lap pools and full service spas
• Includes a massive 8-car garage for all your most prized possessions
• Underground subway access to A, C, and E lines
• Impact doors and windows - dozens of deadbolt locks to keep winos and junkies away
• Guaranteed spray paint and soot resistant
• Manicured landscaped grounds throughout
• Underground access to all 5th Avenue boutiques and shops including Gucci, Prada, Bergdorf Goodman, Takashimya, Henri Bendel and Bottega Venetta, among others

This property is also available for rent! Only $325,000 per month or best offer.

1 comment:

Lori Lynn said...

I saw your castle on City Daily Photo and have spent the last half hour reading your blog and cracking up!
Especially got a good chuckle out of Purple Bagel Eater.